bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

zwampert:

[ x ]

Sometimes I wonder whether or not Team Rocket was even real in this movie.

(Source: zwampert)

portraits-of-america:

     “I came here from Nigeria 13 years ago. At one point, I had no place to live and started college the same year my mother died in Nigeria. It was a very scary time, but I graduated. Now I have my own place, and can counsel and help other people who are going through similar situations. A lot of people can relate to my story.”
Providence, RI

portraits-of-america:

     “I came here from Nigeria 13 years ago. At one point, I had no place to live and started college the same year my mother died in Nigeria. It was a very scary time, but I graduated. Now I have my own place, and can counsel and help other people who are going through similar situations. A lot of people can relate to my story.”

Providence, RI

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing